地點：中央公園咖啡館
人物：羅斯，查理，喬伊，瑞秋，錢德勒
事件：羅斯被選中在國際古生物學研討會上擔任主要演講者，他邀請老友們都出席。

Ross: Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?
羅斯：猜猜誰被選出來在全國古生物學研討會上擔任主要演講者？
Charlie: Umh... Kurts Baley?
查理：嗯……克茨·百利？
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract? Well, why are you laughing?
羅斯：才怪！他什么時候在最后期限前提交過摘要？你在笑什么？
Joey: Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!
喬伊：只是……感受古生物學家是個什么樣子……這很有趣！
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
查理：所以你被選上當主要演講者！是誰決定的？
Ross: Professor Sherman, yeah. I've a meeting with him today.
羅斯：佘曼教授，我今天要跟他開會。
Charlie: He's a pretty tough guy to impress.
查理：他是個很難去說服的人。
Ross: Yeah, well... I think I know how to dazzle him.
羅斯：嗯……我想我知道該如何唬住他。
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
瑞秋：哦……你該不會要變魔術吧？
Ross: Tsz... No!
羅斯：嘖……當然不會！
Chandler: Hey guys!
錢德勒：嘿，大伙!
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I-I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
羅斯：大伙，等一下。哦，我想問你們一件事。我，我，我可能會在古生物學會議中演講，而如果我能選上的話，我希望你們都能來聽。
Chandler: I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff and/or are sick.
錢德勒：我想，我只能保守地說，我們全部都會有些家庭方面的問題，工作上的事情，或生病的問題。
Ross: It's in Barbados.
羅斯：在巴巴多斯。
Chandler: But you come first!
錢德勒：但你永遠都是第一位的！