英語學習筆記：

bellybutton n. 肚臍
rudely adv. 粗暴的，無理的
Crab Rangoon 炸蟹角
entree n. 主菜
sneezing n. / v. 打噴嚏
proper response 得體的回復/回話
What is the proper response to…
對xxx事情的得體回復/回話
第一發：
Told my son that his bellybutton was a reset button; if he was behaving rudely, I'd push it so he'd have to start as a baby again.
我告訴我兒子，他的肚臍是個重啟鍵，如果他有不禮貌的舉動，我就按下這個鍵，讓他從新變成一個小孩，重新開始長大。
第二發：
Sometimes when I order Chinese I'll say, "One sec... What did you want?" And order myself a second entree and some Crab Rangoon.
有時候，我訂中餐的時候，我會說：“哎，等等看，（假裝還有另外一個人）你有點什么？” 然后給自己點第二份主食，還有一些炸蟹角。
第三發：
While working in Spain I told my Spanish roommate that the proper English response to someone sneezing is "up yours”.
當我在西班牙工作的時候，我告訴我的西班牙室友，當別人打噴嚏的時候，正確的英文回復是：“去你的”
第四發：
Told my mom I was having dinner with friends, but I was actually going to see 50 Shades of Grey. She was in the same theater.
告訴我媽，我要和朋友吃飯，不過實際上我是去看五十度灰。碰到我媽也在同一個電影院。

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