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That was funny.I went to,I was in finland once for an awards show
真搞笑 我以前去芬蘭參加過一個頒獎禮
For some reason that I can't even explain and I didn't know what was happening.
理由我自己都解釋不了 我不知道發生了什么
And then there was another time where I was on a German talk show that was sort of like this kind of show
還有一次我去了一個德國脫口秀 跟這個秀差不多
But they all spoke German and I had an ear piece.
但他們都說德語 我得戴著耳機
I would try to make a joke and,then I went and my friend Andy and I tried to buy a goldfish and we lost it.
如果我想講個笑話 就會是這樣 我和我朋友安迪買了一條金魚 結果弄丟了 耳機里就是這聲音
And no laugh.10 minutes later a laugh that's completely out of sync with what I said.
全場一片寂靜 然后十分鐘后觀眾笑了 但是和我說的話完全不同步
Wait,that was definitely about what I said 10 minutes ago.
等等 他們一定在笑我十分鐘前講的笑話
I will tell myself when I go to sleep at night,they totally laughed at my joke.
我今晚睡覺時就這樣安慰自己 他們真的被我的笑話逗笑了
They were not laughing at me.That was a great honor.Where do you keep the award now?Or did you just leave it on the podium?
他們不是在笑我 那真是很大的榮譽 你現在把獎杯放在哪里 還是說你留在那個講臺上了
I can't take it,I'm too nervous.I'm just going to go.
我太緊張了 這一定很有趣 我得走了
We will take a quick break.Much more with Kristen Stewart after this.Stick around.
稍事休息 下節繼續采訪克里斯汀·斯圖爾特 別走開
