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Starbucks in the news.Starbucks have introduced a new coffee from Australia called the flak white.
星巴克上新聞了 星巴克引入了一種澳大利亞的新咖啡 叫做平白
The first coffee drink ever to be named after my ass.
這是第一款以我屁股命名的咖啡
There's absolutely nothing back there.You can iron shirts on this thing.
我后面什么都沒有 在上面熨襯衫都沒問題
And I have.That's not funny.It's my tragedy.
我試過 這才不好笑呢 是我的悲劇啊
A man in San Francisco apparently visited a plastic surgeon for botox and laser treatments,
舊金山一男子去整容醫生那里注射肉毒素和激光手術
And then he skipped out on a 6,000 dollars bill.He's being called the botox bandit.This is a real story.
然后沒付6千塊醫療費就跑了 他被稱為肉毒素強盜 這可是真事
They haven't found him yet but they have good security footage of him leaving the building.
此人尚未被找到 但只是拍下了他離開大樓的清晰錄像
Check it out in case you see this guy.There he is.This is the security footage,there he goes.
大家請看 以防你們遇上他 就在那兒呢 這是監控錄像 看啊
Let's get a closer look.If you see this guy,let us konw because he owes a lot of money.
看看能不能拉近一點 如果大家看到了他 一定告訴我們 他可欠了一筆大債
Andy,this is what I will look like in eight years.
安迪 我8年之后也會是這個樣子
For the last couple of weeks,Andy has been working on a new comedy bit and he says he wants to try it out tonight.
過去幾周里 安迪一直在準備一個喜劇節目 他說他今晚想試播一下
I think we owe it to andy to do it.Thank you.All right,I'm ready.Are you ready in the Booth,Allen?You bet,ready.All right andy,Go ahead with you comedy bit.
我覺得我們該讓安迪試試 謝謝 我準備好了 艾倫 你那邊準備好了嗎 當然 準備好了 好了 安迪 開始你的節目吧
