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I was about to pull up my trousers,an old ingrained habit.Going by 50 years.
我正打算把褲子提上來 是個老習慣了 都有50多年了
Before you sit down,you pull up your trousers.You can't do it in these kinds of Jeans.
坐下之前 提一下褲子 但穿這種牛仔褲不能這么做
Are those jeggings by any chance?I don't know what jeggings are.Oh,man.It's like,they are very,
這是打底緊身褲嗎 我不知道那是什么 天吶 這就像
I wore them once on the show and the audience,yeah,that's them,Jean leggings.that's jeggings.I see.No,these are authentic Jeans.
我有次在節目上穿來著 觀眾們 就是這個 牛仔打底褲 懂了 不 這是真正的牛仔褲
I wouldn't be seen dead in,but you did it because you're a man and you can get away with it.exactly.
我死也不會穿那個 但是你能穿 因為你是個漢子 穿著沒關系 完全正確
That's the meanest thing anyone ever said to me.
這是別人對我說過的最刻薄的話
Hey,I want to,first of all,congratulate you,since the last time I saw you,you became knighted.Congratulations.
首先 我想祝賀你 自從我上次見你以后 你被封爵了 恭喜
I now takes you as sir.which it's got to change your life.You can't fly coach.
我現在應該稱你為爵士 這肯定會改變你的生活 你不能坐二等艙了
You can't use public restrooms,exactly.This is a big deal.
你不能上公廁了 沒錯 這是件大事
It's a big deal.It's a big deal for me because it was totally unexpected.
確實是件大事 對我來說是件大事 因為我完全沒料到
And it almost didn't happen because it came the invitation to accept or not this honor
這事差點沒成 因為接受或拒絕這份榮譽的信件
came in a brown envelope and it was put into a plastic shopping bag with a whole lot of other mail
寄來時裝在棕色的信封中 放在了購物塑料袋里 里面有一大堆其他郵件
and when I arrived at my destination that weekend,I put it in the closet and found it 10 days later.
當我那周末到達目的地以后 我把它放在了壁櫥里 十天后才發現的
Wait a minute.First of all,I can't believe that's how they notify you
等等 首先我不敢相信他們是這樣通知你的
In England that you're going to be knighted,that it just goes out with junk mail,you know.and then you almost didn't open it.
在英國 如果你要被封爵 信件是和垃圾郵件一起寄來的 你知道嗎 而且你差點沒有拆開
Except it does not have written across it.Free,final offer.
但是那封信上沒有寫 免費 最后一次機會
