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This year,This is kind of dark but it's true.
今年 這則消息挺黑暗但是真事
This year,North Korean dictator kim jong un has reportly had 15 of his top officials excuted.15！
今年 朝鮮獨裁者金正恩據報 已經處死了15名高官 15名
So the lesson here is when kim jong un comes into work with new haircut,you tell him,
所以教訓就是 如果金正恩梳著新發型來上班了 你要說
Looking good,um,Looking real good!Looking fine,un!
帥啊 恩哥 帥呆了 不錯哦
I would like to announce that 15 people have been executed in north korea.The crowd went,ooh!Tough boss.
剛剛我宣布朝鮮處死了15個人 觀眾席上一片嗚 真有意思啊 老板挺嚴厲啊
In oregon,a number of brewers are competing to turn sewer water into beer.True story.
俄勒岡州 一群釀酒商在比賽 將下水道臟水變成啤酒 真的
The brewer said,hey,if bud light can do it,we can do it.
釀酒商們說 既然百威淡啤能做到 我們也行
They're not sponsors either.Right jeff?He's saying not anymore.
反正他們也不是贊助商 不是吧 杰夫 他說這下不是了
We don't need money to do this show.
我們不需要錢也能做這節目啦
Hey get this.There's an app for brides.A new app,just for brides.
知道嗎 有一款為新娘設計的應用軟件 新應用軟件 專為新娘設計
And it tells the bride when you haven't purchased a gift yet on their bridal registry.
如果你還沒買婚禮禮物清單上的東西 軟件會通知新娘
It alerts the bride that you haven't purchased a gift yet on their bridal registry.
會提醒新娘你還沒買婚禮禮物清單上的東西
You can download the app from bed,bitch and beyond.True story.
軟件可在床和賤女的種種下載到 真事哦
