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The skis are taking the quick way down,and I'm hoping a birch tree will get me down just as fast.
把雪橇扔下去 這樣更快 我希望樺樹也能讓我快點下去
The plan is tenuous,grab the top of the tree and use my weight to bend it over.
計劃不算完備 我得先抓住樹冠 然后用體重使它彎曲
So far so good,...sort of.Birch trees are meant to be bendy!
目前為止情況不錯 當我沒說 這樹枝應該要彎曲才對
The snow took most of that.
不過雪已經把它的彈性消耗得差不多了
I'm back on my skis again,but getting through this undulating terrain is tough,and I'm going nowhere fast.
我又要開始滑雪了 但想要穿過這片崎嶇不平的地勢并不簡單 我速度快不起來
This isn't working.These are good on the flat,but they are no good uphill.
雪橇不太管用 它們在平地上還行 但是在上坡路可不好用
Cross-country skis usually have a special kick wax applied to their base.
越野雪橇底部通常都打了特別的反沖蠟
It's rough and grips the snow.I don't have any of that,but I do have an idea.
這樣雪橇底部會變得粗糙因此能防滑 我的雪橇沒上那種蠟 不過我有個主意
The best way I can think of of improvising some grip on the bottom of these skis is just actually to pee on it.
我能想到增加雪橇底部摩擦力的 最好辦法就是 往上面撒尿
And what I'm hoping is when that pee then freezes,snow will stick to that ice and give me a bit of traction.
我希望等尿液凍住了以后 會有一些雪黏在上面 這樣就更能防滑一點
