And Where Did You Meet Your Wife?
你在哪里遇到你太太呢?
Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.
兩個熟識的朋友剛好同時在理發店內刮胡子。
After the barbers had finished,
理發師刮完他們的胡子后,
each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.
兩人都被問到要不要在臉上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。
"No, no," answered the first man.
“不,不,”第一個先生說。
"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "
“我太太會以為我去過妓院。”
"Go ahead," said the other.
“我沒關系,”另一個先生說道。
"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "
“我太太從沒在妓院待過!”