評論
打印
Keke Funny Moment
可可輕松一刻
143.Every Mother's Child Is Handsome
143.孩子是自己的好
Three Catholic women and an old Jewish lady were having coffee.
三個信奉天主教的婦女和一個猶太老婦人在一起喝咖啡。
The first Catholic woman tells her friends,"My son is a priest.When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
第一個婦女對她的朋友們說，“我兒子是一個牧師。每當他走進房間，人們總是稱呼他神父”。
The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop.Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'".
第二個婦女唧唧喳喳地說：“我的兒子是一名主教。每當他走進房間時，人們都尊稱他大人”。
The third woman says, "My son is a cardinal.Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'".
第三個婦女說：“我的兒子是一名紅衣主教。每當他走進房間時，人們都恭敬地稱他閣下”。
As the old little Jewish lady sips her coffee in silence,the first three give her a subtle "Well...?"look.
這時那位身材瘦小的猶太老婦人默默地喝著她的咖啡，那三個婦女一起用微妙的眼神看著她，
So she says: "My son is 6'5; he has broad,square shoulders and is very muscular; he's terribly handsome.
意思是：“你兒子呢？” 于是她說，“我兒子身高六英尺五英寸，肩膀寬闊，肌肉發達，他長得非常英俊。
He has beautiful hair, dresses very well and always smells wonderful.Whenever he walks into a room, women say 'Oh, my God!'
他的頭發很漂亮，衣著講究，而且身上總是散發著一股令人心曠神怡的芳香。每當他走進房間時，女人們都會說，“哦，我的上帝呀！”
