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138.DUI violation
138.酒后駕車
Late one night a police officer was patrolling a rowdy bar to anticipate possible DUI violations.
一天深夜，一名警察去一個(gè)經(jīng)常有人鬧事的酒吧門口巡邏，為了避免有酒后駕車的情況發(fā)生。
At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his.
酒吧打烊了，他看見一個(gè)家伙跌跌撞撞的跑出來(lái)，一下摔在路邊，隨后又用鑰匙試著開了五輛車的門才找到他自己的車。
Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
坐進(jìn)車?yán)铮脦追昼娝侄际窃诿切╄€匙。
Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.
這時(shí)人們都從酒吧出來(lái)并且開車走了。最后他也發(fā)動(dòng)了車子準(zhǔn)備開走，
The police officer was waiting for him and turned on his light and pulled the driver over, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test.
警察已經(jīng)等這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)很久了，他打開燈，把司機(jī)從車?yán)锢鰜?lái)，給他宣讀了他所享有的法定權(quán)利，然后作了酒精的測(cè)試。
The test results showed a reading of 0.00.
測(cè)試的結(jié)果是零，
The puzzled officer demanded to know how could that be.
于是困惑的警察問(wèn)他是為什么，
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!"
司機(jī)說(shuō)：“今晚他們派我當(dāng)誘餌?！?/p>
