評論
打印
Don't Get Caught！
不要被逮著了!
Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck.
在森林保護區(qū)內(nèi)，有個人走向一位正在釣魚的老兄并問他有沒有收獲。
"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning and another twelve in the afternoon!"
“今天什么也沒有，不過你應(yīng)該昨天來見我才是。昨天早上我釣了十四尾鱸魚，下午釣了十二尾呢!
"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"
“哦，那相當不錯嘛，你知道我是誰嗎?”
"No."
“不知道。”
"I happen to be the game warden."
“我恰巧就是監(jiān)視狩獵的管理員。”
"Oh.And do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."
“哦，那你又知道我是誰嗎?我是你所發(fā)現(xiàn)最會說謊話的人。”
