英文原文:

Andy: ...I knew it. I always knew you were a lesbian!
Holly: She's my roommate, not my date. The D-man, as in dork.
Andy: Haha. Still got that great sense of humor, I see. Here's my card. I sell used cars. A car from us is a car you can trust!
Holly: Alrighty then. Didn't you use to date Sheryl?
Andy: Sweet little lassie. Yep, broke her heart when the D-man told her he couldn't be a one-woman guy.
Holly: Oh? I heard she dumped you. Anyway, she's right over there. Oh, Sheryl!

參考譯文:

安迪：……我就知道。我就知道妳是女同志！
荷莉：她是我室友，不是我的交往對象。這位是竹本君，竹本就是愚笨的笨。
安迪：哈哈。我看你還是跟以前一樣幽默喔。這是我的名片。我在賣二手車。選車找我們，安心買好車！
荷莉：好啦。你之前不是在跟雪瑞兒約會嗎？
安迪：那個可愛的小妞。對，當竹本君跟她說他無法專情時，她可是傷透了心。
荷莉：喔？我聽說她甩了你。反正，她就在那啦。喔，雪瑞兒！

重點詞匯:

lesbian (n.) 女同性戀
A: Did you hear that Lisa is a lesbian?
你有聽說麗莎是同志嗎？
B: No. But it doesn't surprise me that much.
沒有。但我不覺得有什么好大驚小怪。
used car 二手車
I would never buy a used car for fear that it would be unreliable.
我絕對不會去買一輛一天到晚得提心吊膽的二手車。
lassie (n.) （蘇格蘭）年輕女孩
She's a bright lassie and a lovely one, too.
她是一個開朗又可愛的小妞。
one-woman guy 專情的男子。美語里表達專情，心里只愛一個人，可用one-woman或one-man形容
I've always been a one-woman guy--until now...
我一向是個專情的男人——直到現在…
dump (v.) 甩掉（某人），專指男女分手
He dumped me on my birthday!
他在我生日時甩了我！