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66. Breast enhancement

A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breasts. He tells her, "Honey，you don't need surgery for that. She asks,"Then how do I do it?" "Just mb toilet paper between them, he says. She replies, "How does that make them bigger?" He answers, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

Notes:

1.A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breaste.
有一個女人和她丈夫說她想去做隆胸手術。
breast和chest都可以指胸部，若想要明確地表示男人 或女人的乳房，則可用breast;若要表示胸腔，則可用 chest。
2.He tells her, "Honey，you don't need surgery for that."
他告訴地說：“親愛的.你不需要為了那個動手木。”
3.She asks, "Then how do I do it?"
她問道：“那么我要怎么做？”
“then”在這里有“如果是那樣的話，那么”的意思，它也 可以放在句尾，如：How do I do it, then?
4. "Just rub toilet paper between them。"he says.
他說廣只要用衛生紙在它們之間摩擦就可以了。”
只要是有摩擦的動作，通常都可以用mb這個詞，如：摩擦雙手、揉眼睛.擦藥(化妝品）、擦盤子等。
toilet paper 衛生紙
5.She replies, "How does that make them bigger?"
她回答：“那怎么讓它們變大？”
“make +人(物)+形容同或名詞”表示“使某人或物變得 …或成為…”，如：His behavior made me angry.他的行為使 我生氣。He made her his personal assistant.他讓她成為他的 私人助理。
6,He answers, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass." 他回答道：“我不知道，但是它對你的屁股很有效。”
丈夫借此機會嘲諷老婆的屁股大。

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