【生詞預覽】

senior年長的， highyway公路

【笑話原文】

Bad Drivers

There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"

Herman says, "I know, I’m on Route 280 but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!"

【中文譯文】

上百個瘋子

一位年長的市民在高速路上行駛。他的妻子給他打電話，擔心地說：“赫爾曼，小心啊！我剛剛在收音機上聽到有個瘋子在280公路上逆行！”

赫爾曼說：“我知道，我就在280公路上呢！可是這兒不只有一個瘋子啊，有上百個呢！”

【詞匯講解】

1. senior年長的。也可以指”地位高的”：He is a senior member of the committee.他是一名資深的委員。

2.citizen公民，市民。

3.highyway公路。也可以指“最好的途徑”：It's a highway to success.這是通往成功之路。