【生詞預覽】

stimulant興奮劑

【笑話原文】

The Best Stimulant

A patient said to his doctor, "Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."

So the doctor said, "Don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."

【中文譯文】

最佳興奮劑

病人跟醫生說：“醫生，請給我一些可以振奮、刺激、充滿斗志的藥。”
醫生說：“別擔心，這個拿去，看到這張帳單以后，你要的這些就都會有了。”

【詞匯講解】

1.stimulate刺激。 The art course stimulated me.藝術課激發了我的靈感。

2.excite使興奮。也有“引起”的意思：This excites crying.這引起了哭泣聲。

3.put in把…放進…。也可以指“插話”： The teacher always puts in a good word for his former pupils.那個老師總是為他以前教過的學生說句好話。

4.spirit精神。也有“神靈”的意思： He was one of the spirits in heaven.他是天國的精靈之一。

5.bill賬單。也有“廣告，傳單”的意思： Post no bills! 禁止張貼！