At the Di Hua Street fruit stand

Robert: Wow! Your fruit looks really fresh! How much are these apples?
Fruit Vendor: The apples are 30NT each. How many would you like?
Robert: Let's see, 30NT is about...almost a dollar. What?! How about these pineapples?
Fruit Vendor: They're 250NT each, but they're not edible. They're only used for worship.
Robert: Hmm, 250NT is...8 dollars?!! And you can't even eat them? You're crazy!

詞匯解釋：

vendor (n.) 　 攤販
edible (a.) 　 可以食用的

A: Wow! These little candies look delicious. I think I'll have a couple! 哇！這些小糖果看起來好好吃！我想要來一點(diǎn)！ B: Stop! They're not edible! They're just for decoration! 且慢！它們不能吃！它們只是用來裝飾的！

pineapple (n.) 　 菠蘿
worship (v.,n.) 　 崇敬，禮拜

A: Jack is totally in love with his girlfriend. 杰克愛他的女友愛得五體投地。 B: I know. He just worships her. 我知道。他根本把她當(dāng)神來拜。

參考譯文：

在迪化街的水果攤

羅　伯：哇！你的水果看起來真新鮮！這些蘋果多少錢？
水果販：這些蘋果一個(gè)三十元。你要幾個(gè)？
羅　伯：我算算，三十元等于……快一美元。拜托？！那這些菠蘿呢？
水果販：一個(gè)兩百五十。不過不能吃。這只是用來拜拜的。
羅　伯：呣，兩百五十是……八美元？！還不能吃？妳秀逗了