Beer for washing hair
啤酒是洗頭用的

Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair." The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . ."Here, don't forget the curlers."

兩個修女外出購物，路過一家啤酒店。 其中一個修女問另外一個要不要買點啤酒喝。 那個修女回答說她是想喝，但不太敢去買。 第一個修女說她會搞定，說罷拿起一提六瓶裝的啤酒，來到收銀臺。 看到收銀員的表情有點怪，第一個修女說，“我們買啤酒是用來洗頭的。” 收銀員，眼皮都沒有眨一下，把手伸進柜臺下面，拿出一包椒鹽餅干放到裝啤酒的袋子里面，說“嘿，卷發器可不能少!”