Turkey and football
火雞與足球

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line! When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!! You made the team and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey shouted, "I want to know if I’ll be playing Thanksgiving Day?!!"

足球隊結束了一天的訓練，這時一只火雞來到場地上。在球員們驚異的注視之下，它走到主教練面前要求一次試訓的機會?；痣u過了一個又一個人突破了整條后防線，而每個人都是在那靜靜的看著。當火雞回到邊線的地方，教練喊道，“太出色了！你是我們的一員了，我要給你一個大大的獎勵。”“獎勵就算了吧，”火雞喊道，“我想知道是否可以在感恩節的時候上場！”