Truck Driver
卡車司機

A truck driver was zooming down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his obligation, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and the driver aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer on the side of the road." But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."

卡車快速行駛在高速公路上。司機見有個神父站在路邊，覺得有義務要幫助他，于是把車停了下來，讓神父上來。過了一小會兒，他見一個律師拿著公文包站在路邊，于是他朝著律師把車開過去。快要到律師那里的時候，他覺得有神父在場所以不能再讓律師上車了。他轉了個彎，但是聽到砰的一聲巨響。一邊開車他一邊回頭看去，但是什么也沒看見。于是他為他所做的向神父懺悔：“對不起，神父，我不應該錯過那個律師。”神父說：“別擔心，孩子，我已經用我這邊的車門砸到他了。”