A burglar broke into a house and was skulking as silently as he could when he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching".

He stopped dead in his tracks and listened.

A minute went by and he heard nothing, so he started to move again. "Jesus is watching", came the voice in the dark.

His eyes were adjusting to the light and he noticed a cage in the corner containing a parrot.

"Was that you talking bird?"

The parrot said, "yes".

"What's your name little bird?"

"Clarence", the parrot said.

"Clarence? who would name a bird Clarence?" , the burglar laughed.

The parrot said, "The same person who named the rottweiller Jesus"!

一個夜賊鉆進一棟房子里,正偷偷摸摸地走著,這時他聽到一個聲音說道:”耶穌正看著你呢.”
他立刻就僵在那里,豎起耳朵聽.
一分鐘過去了,他什么也沒聽見,于是又開始行動.”耶穌正看著你呢!”聲音又從黑暗中傳了過來.
他的眼睛已經適應了暗光,看到角落里有個鳥籠,關著一只鸚鵡.
“是你在說話嗎?”
鸚鵡說:”是.”
“你叫什么名字啊?”
“克拉倫斯.”鸚鵡說.
“克拉倫斯?誰給鳥起這么個名字?”夜賊笑道.
鸚鵡說:”就是那個把羅威那犬起名叫耶穌的那個人!”