Angela bumps into her old friend, Ben, on the street.
(A=Angela; B=Ben)

A: Hey, Ben, you look as if you need a haircut.
B: Yeah, I will be wearing pigtails soon if I don't get my hair cut. But I hate going to the barber's.
A: Why don't you get a crew cut? That way you won't need to go to the barber's so often.
B: Better still, maybe I should go around bald, right?
A: Hey! That's cool!
B: You bet! That'll be so cool I might catch a cold.
A: No problem. Just wear a wig.
B: You know, Angela, you do actually have a sense of humor.
A: Well, when it comes to talking about your hair, what could be funnier?
B: Get out of here, you clown!

wonder drug 萬(wàn)靈丹
bloodshot 充血的 I have runny nose.流鼻涕 sneeze 打噴嚏 symptom
I had a haircut yesterday.
ponytail 馬尾辮 pigtails 幾個(gè)辮子
hate to do = hate doing
dislike
flat top 大平頭 crew cut 小平頭
get out of here = cut it out 少來(lái)這套，胡說(shuō)