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Ear Short
耳聾
I thought my wife, Barbara, was losing her hearing, so one day I decided to test it.
我以為我的妻子芭芭拉耳聾了。有一天，我想證明一下，
I quietly walked in the front door and stood 30 feet behind her,
我輕輕走進前門，站在她后面三十英尺的地方，
"Barbara," I said, "can you hear me?"
“芭芭拉，”我說，“你聽得見我嗎？”
There was no response, so I moved to 20 feet behind her behind her,
她沒有回答。所以我又走過去一些，站在她后面二十英尺的地方，
"Barbara," I repeated, "can you hear me ?" Still no reply.
“芭芭拉，”我重復道，“你聽得見我嗎？”還是沒有回答。
I advanced to 10 feet and asked, "Now can you hear me?"
我又往前到了只有十英尺的地方，我問：“現在聽得見嗎？”
"Yes, dear," Barbara answered. "For the third time, yes!"
“是的，親愛的，”芭芭拉說，“我已經說了第三遍了?！?
