5 Three Jokes

Joke 1
Co-workers sympathized with my mother when she complained that
her back was really painful from moving furniture． “Why don't
you wait till your husband gets home?” someone asked． “I
could，” my mother told the group， “but the couch is easier to
move if he's not on it．”

Joke 2
A fourth grader asked the teacher's assistant， “how old are
you， Mrs． Glass?” “You should never ask an adult's age，” I
broke in． “That's okay．” Harriett smiled． “I'm fifty．” “Wow，
you don't look that old，” the boy said． I was about to breathe
a sigh of relief when another child chimed in， “Parts of her
do．”

Joke 3
My elderly neighbour and his wife were told there could be a
45-minute wait for a table at a popular restaurant as they had
no reservations． “Young man， we're both 90 years old，” he told
the waiter， “we may not have 45 minutes．” They were seated
immediately．

co-worker 同事
sympathize ? 同情
couch ? 長沙發(fā)
a fourth grader 四年級的學生
a sigh of relief 　 松了口氣
chime (in) ? 插話

笑話三則

笑話一

當母親抱怨她的背因搬動家具酸痛無比時，同事們都很同情她?！澳銥槭裁床坏饶阏煞蚧貋砟?？”有人問?！拔沂强梢缘鹊摹保赣H說，“不過他不躺在上面時沙發(fā)床搬起來更容易些?！?/p>

笑話二

一個四年級的學生問教師助理：“你幾歲了，格拉絲女士？”“你不應(yīng)該問一個成年人的年齡，”我打斷說?！斑@沒關(guān)系，”哈里特笑著說?！拔椅迨?。”“喔，您看起來不像那么老，”男孩說。我正準備松一口氣，另一個孩子插話說，“有些部位已經(jīng)像了。”

笑話三

我的上了年紀的鄰居和他的妻子在一家生意很好的飯店被告知他們必須等四十五分鐘，因為他們沒有訂位?！澳贻p人，我們倆都已經(jīng)九十歲了，”他告訴服務(wù)員，“我們也許已經(jīng)沒有四十五分鐘可等了。”他們立即被安排了座位。