82 Three Jokes

Joke 1

Clerk in a post office, after weighing the letter: "That letter's too heavy. You'll have to put another stamp on it."Man: "What's the good of that? If I put another stamp on it, that will only make it heavier, won's it?"

Joke 2

"What are you doing, my dear?"said a mother to her four-year-old daughter. "I'm writing a letter to Helen,"the little girl answered. "But dear,"said the mother, "you don's know how to write."

The little girl continued to make marks on the paper with her pencil and answered: "Well, Helen doesn's know how to read, so it doesn's make any difference."

Joke 3

A school inspector was visiting an English class one day. He found some students were not sure about how to put the letters i or e in the words like receive,"believe,"and ceiling."He said: "Students, I can give you a rule. It always works well for me."The students were very interested. Even the teacher seemed eager to learn this important rule.

The inspector continued: "It is simply this: Write the i and the e exactly alike and then put the dot in the middle over them."

inspector 巡視員 receive 收到, 接到

believe 相信 ceiling 天花板 dot 點, 圓點

笑 話 三 則

笑話1

郵局的工作人員稱過信后：“這封信太重了。你需要再貼一張郵票。” 寄信人：“那樣做有什么好處？如果我在信上再貼一張郵票，豈不是更重了？”

笑話2

“做什么呢，寶貝？”媽媽問她四歲的女兒。 “我在給海倫寫信，”小姑娘回答。 “可是寶貝，”媽媽說，“你不知道怎么寫。” 小姑娘繼續用鉛筆在紙上涂畫，答道：“哦，海倫不認識字，所以會寫不會寫都一樣。”

笑話3

一天，有個學校巡視員在視察一堂英語課時，發現有些學生拿不準像“receive”、“believe”和“ceiling”這些單詞中的字母i和e什么在前，什么在后。他說：“同學們，我可以告訴你們一個規律。這個規律對我來說很管用。”學生們很感興趣，甚至老師也急于想知道這個重要的規律。

巡視員接著說：“很簡單： 把i和e寫得很相像，然后在它們上面中間的地方點個點。”