12 Humour — Things Your Mother Wouldn’t Say

"Be good and I'll buy you a motorcycle for your birthday!
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Don's bother wearing a jacket — it's quite warm out.
"Let me smell that shirt — yeah, it's good for another week.
"I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity.?
"Yeah, I used to skip school, too.?
"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more cheery.
"Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?

humour 幽默
motorcycle 摩托車
on earth 究竟 smell 聞
cluttered 混亂的
sign 預兆，表現
creativity 創造力
skip 跳
cheery 愉快的

幽默——母親不會說的話
“你表現好，我就給你買輛摩托車作為生日禮物！”
“你怎么能夠坐得這么遠看電視呢？”
“不用麻煩再穿夾克衫了——外面很暖和。”
“讓我聞聞這件襯衫——好，還可以再穿一個星期。”
“我覺得亂七八糟的臥室也是創造力的表現。”
“好，我以前也逃過課。”
“就讓所有的燈都開著吧……這樣的房間更令人愉快。”
“你可以把音樂開得再響一點嗎？這樣我也可以欣賞它。”