Teacher: Which is the longest river in the world?
Student: The Nile.
Teacher: Which is the biggest ocean in the world?
Student: The Pacific Ocean.
Teacher: Which is the best school in the village?
Student: But...this is the only school in the village, sir.
Teacher: I know.

世界上最長(zhǎng)的河流
老師：世界上最長(zhǎng)的河流是哪一條?
學(xué)生：尼羅河。
老師：世界上最大的海洋是哪一個(gè)?
學(xué)生：太平洋。
老師：本村最好的學(xué)校是哪一所?
學(xué)生；但是……老師，本校是村里唯一的一所學(xué)校啊。
老師：我知道。
song3
Stoney
I've known her since we both were kids. I
recall the silly things we did. She would want
to ride up on my back to keep from stepping
on a crack. I didn't think of it back then, but
even when she did not win, she was happy
just to play. Stoney liked to live out every day
Stoney, happy all the time. Stoney, life is
summertime. The joy you find in living every
day. Stoney, how I love your simple ways.
The times when no one understood, seems
that Stoney always would. We'd walk for
hours in the sand. She would always try to
hold my hand.
Now I don't recollect the time I fell in Iove
with this old friend of mine, or when I first
saw in her eyes what she tried so not to hide.
歌曲3

史東妮
我和史東妮自孩提時(shí)代就相識(shí)了。我還記得那時(shí)我們常做的一些傻事。她總是想要騎在我背上，以免踩在路磚之間的裂縫。
當(dāng)時(shí)我根本沒有想到她騎在我背上的事情。但是，即使她游戲玩輸了，她也不會(huì)介意，只要能夠爭(zhēng)加她就很高興了。史東妮希望每天都過得非常愉快。
史東妮，你始終很快樂。你的人生有如夏日時(shí)光般地美好。
你每天都能在生活中找到樂趣。史東妮，我真的好喜歡你那單純的個(gè)性。我常常覺得沒有人了解找，但史東妮似乎總能了解找。
我們?cè)谏碁┥辖?jīng)常一走就是好幾個(gè)小時(shí)，她總是想要握我的手。
我不記得何時(shí)已愛上我這位兒時(shí)玩伴，也想不起何時(shí)我第一次在她眼里看見她不想隱藏的感情。