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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:The best answer 最佳答案
聽笑話學英語:The best answer 最佳答案A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would2007-07-30 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶穌
聽笑話學英語:MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶穌A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashli2007-07-30 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:I Lost 我輸了
聽笑話學英語:I Lost 我輸了It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. “So good of you to come, Mr.Jones,and where is your brother?” “You see2007-07-30 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Skinny Dipping 裸泳
聽笑話學英語:Skinny Dipping 裸泳One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she2007-07-30 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:The Bait 把誘餌扔回海里
聽笑話學英語:The Bait 把誘餌扔回海里A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if h2007-07-30 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Chaude and Cold 熱與冷
聽笑話學英語:Chaude and Cold 熱與冷A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.&q..2007-07-30 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Chicken soup 雞湯
聽笑話學英語:Chicken soup 雞湯Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, &..2007-07-30 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Free advice? 免費的建議?
聽笑話學英語:Free advice? 免費的建議?A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free me2007-07-30 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸
聽笑話學英語:Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe2007-07-30 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Very stupid robbers 兩個笨
聽笑話學英語:Very stupid robbers 兩個笨賊Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first o..2007-07-30 編輯:admin