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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:two seats 我需要用兩個座位
聽笑話學英語:two seats 我需要用兩個座位在演出即將開始前,一個長得相當粗壯的女士來到戲院,遞給引座員兩張票。引座員問:“請問另一位在哪?” “哦,是這樣的”女士臉紅著回答,“你看,一個座位對我來說太小了2007-08-01 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:night shift 值夜班遇到的怪事
聽笑話學英語:night shift 值夜班遇到的怪事 一個寒冷的11月的夜晚,一個地方警察剛結束了夜班回到家和妻子說:“你簡直無法相信今天晚上發生了什么事!我當了這么多年差都沒見過這樣的事。” “怎么了?” “我在運2007-08-01 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:A Solution 從未準時的解決方案
聽笑話學英語:A Solution 從未準時的解決方案找一個從未準時來上班的員工談話。我告訴她,她的遲到是不能被公司接受的而且其他員工已經注意到她每天早上的晚到。聽完我的意見,她同意她造成了一個問題,她甚至提供了2007-08-01 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:A Trip to Disney 迪
聽笑話學英語:A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exh2007-07-31 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:good choice 選得真不錯
聽笑話學英語:good choice 選得真不錯一天,兩個工程系的學生在校園里碰面了。一個大聲地招呼另一個:“嗨!這單車真棒!你在哪弄到的?” “哦”另一個回答,“有一天,我在去教室的路上遇到一個年輕漂亮的姑娘騎著2007-07-31 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:How Long, Doctor? 要多久,醫
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.Uh, I hadn't rea..2007-07-31 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:我要表現得象位女士
聽笑話學英語:我要表現得象位女士One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being2007-07-31 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:你停止打你老婆了嗎?
聽笑話學英語:你停止打你老婆了嗎?This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to preface his replies with l2007-07-31 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Headstone "Strange"的墓石
聽笑話學英語:Headstone "Strange"的墓石A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Her..2007-07-31 編輯:admin