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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:他什么都沒聽到
聽笑話學英語:他什么都沒聽到He never heard a thing!Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "2007-08-04 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Parking Expenses 停車費
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank wou2007-08-04 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Talking clock 會說話的鐘
聽笑話學英語:Talking clock 會說話的鐘While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his frie2007-08-04 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Photo我老婆的照片
聽笑話學英語:Photo我老婆的照片A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then or2007-08-03 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Poisonous snakes 毒蛇
聽笑話學英語:Poisonous snakes 毒蛇A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattle..2007-08-03 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Problem with gas放屁的問題
聽笑話學英語:Problem with gas放屁的問題A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are a2007-08-03 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Psychiatrist 精神病醫生
聽笑話學英語:Psychiatrist 精神病醫生Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!..2007-08-03 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Space mountain 不想再玩太空山
聽笑話學英語:Space mountain 不想再玩太空山我們第一次帶我們七歲的女兒去迪斯尼樂園并直接去太空山時,她十分激動。 我擔心過山車對她來說太刺激,她卻堅持要玩。使她高興的是,我們玩了兩次。第二年我們帶著八歲2007-08-03 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:real play 逼真的演出
聽笑話學英語:real play 逼真的演出我在北達科塔州立大學教戲劇入門課時,要求學生們去看學校劇團的演出,并寫一篇評論。看了一場極為精彩的演出后,一名學生寫道:“這部戲劇實在是太逼真,以致于我覺得自己是坐在2007-08-01 編輯:admin
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[聽笑話學英語] 聽笑話學英語:Scream 最響亮、最凄厲痛苦的尖叫
聽笑話學英語:Scream 最響亮、最凄厲痛苦的尖叫牙醫在請求一個病人:“幫個忙好嗎?你能不能盡你所能發出最響亮、最凄厲痛苦的尖叫”? 病人說:“為什么?這次其實不算糟糕啊。” 牙醫說:“現在候診室的病人實在太2007-08-01 編輯:admin