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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:一招區分蘑菇與毒蕈
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌)?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.年少的童子軍2012-01-17 編輯:jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:洗蘋果的有效方法
A Useful WayFather: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝這么多水呀?2012-01-13 編輯:jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:傳教士買鸚鵡
A preacher is buying a parrot"Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? "asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, "the storekeeper assures him."Do you see those strings on his2012-01-12 編輯:jasmine
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[開心一笑] 您的大衣著火了 Your Coat Is on Fire
Your Coat Is on Fire[qh]您的大衣著火了 [qh]The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it2012-01-11 編輯:jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:急診 Help! Doctor
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!""Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes.""Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the mea2012-01-10 編輯:jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:一切都很正常
Things Have Been Okay[qh]一切都正常[qh]A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.[qh]一對年輕夫婦有個兒子,已經四歲了,還沒有開口說話,他們對此深感焦慮2012-01-06 編輯:jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:勒索圣誕樹 An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.[qh]一個孩子求他爸爸,說能不能今年為家里準備一棵圣誕樹[qh]Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it2012-01-05 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:誰在打架? Who was fighting?
Who was fighting?誰在打架?Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and J2012-01-04 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 孩子媽:再多買10個沙發, 我們就發家了!
Father: "I found $3.29 under the sofa cushions this week. If we get 10 more sofas, we can par for a year of college!"wife & children: ……爸爸:這周我在沙發下面找到3.29美元。如果我們再買十個沙發,我們2011-12-31 編輯:jasmine