小笨霖英語筆記本五: How Come
　

Hello folks:想要用英文展現一下你的幽默感, 但卻苦無機會嗎? 下面的數據都是我從網路上找來的(原作者不要打我!), 提供大家很好的題材..

How Come
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

How Come
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

How Come
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

How Come
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.

How Come
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

How Come
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

How Come
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

How Come
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

How Come
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

How Come
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.

How Come
If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute