STEVE: I'm going over to the gym. I want to do some running.
JOSEPH: Why don't you run outside?
STEVE: Are you kidding? Do you know how cold it is today?
JOSEPH: Yeah, I suppose. I guess it isn't healthy to run in this weather.
STEVE: No, it's not. Not at all. I'd probably freeze my lungs.
JOSEPH: Wait for me a minute. I'll go over to the gym too.
STEVE: You?
JOSEPH: Yes, why not? Just let me get my gym clothes together.
STEVE: I didn't know you could exercise.
JOSEPH: What do you mean by that? Everyone can exercise!
STEVE: Yeah, I know. But you?
I always thought you were only good at lifting beer bottles to your mouth.
JOSEPH: No, not at all. I was on the swimming team in high school.
And I'd like to do some weight training. They have decent equipment at that gym.
STEVE: You're going to lift weights? Hah!
JOSEPH: Are you laughing at me?
STEVE: I'm sorry. I just can't imagine you lifting weights.
JOSEPH: Maybe not. But I want to start. I need to get in shape.
I feel these past couple months that my energy is low.
STEVE: It's true. If a person doesn't exercise, they get sluggish.
That's why I keep running. Even in the winter.
JOSEPH: So I need to do something too.
STEVE: But lifting weights isn't the best thing.
You should do some kind of aerobic exercise.
JOSEPH: I know. But I want to start today with a little weight lifting.
Then I'm going to buy a new swimming suit and goggles,
and every other day I'm going to go swim laps in the pool. How does that sound?
STEVE: It sounds like a good plan to me. I'm still... I mean...
JOSEPH: What?
STEVE: I'm still just surprised you really want to do it.
It doesn't seem to go with your character.
JOSEPH: Well, if that's true, then maybe I need to change my character, don't I?
I don't want to become a fat slob.

史堤夫：我要去健身中心，我想要跑步。
喬瑟夫：你為什么不在戶外跑？
史堤夫：你開玩笑吧？你知道今天有多冷嗎？
喬瑟夫：對，我相信。我認為在這種天氣下跑步也不健康。
史堤夫：不，一點也不健康。一點也不。我的肺很可能都會結凍。
喬瑟夫：等我一下。我跟你一起去健身中心。
史堤夫：你？
喬瑟夫：對，為什么不？讓我把運動服帶上。
史堤夫：我并不知道你做運動。
喬瑟夫：你是什么意思？每個人都可以運動啊！
史堤夫：對呀，我知道。但是你？
我一直認為你只會把啤酒瓶放進你的嘴巴。
喬瑟夫：不，才沒有。我在高中的時候參加過游泳隊。
我也喜歡做一些舉重運動。健身中心有很好的設備。
史堤夫：你要舉重？哈！
喬瑟夫：你在笑我嗎？
史堤夫：我很抱歉，我只是無法想象你舉重。
喬瑟夫：或許沒有，但我想要開始。我需要保持住身材。
我感到這過去的幾個月我的體能差了許多。
史堤夫：是真的。如果一個人不運動，他們會變得很懶。
那就是為什么我堅持跑步，甚至在冬天也是這樣。
喬瑟夫：所以我也需要做點什么。
史堤夫：但舉重并不是最好的。
你可以做一些健身操。
喬瑟夫：我知道。但我今天想開始做一點舉重。
然后我要去買一件新的泳衣及一副蛙鏡
每隔一天我就可以在泳池游來游去了。聽起來不錯吧？
史堤夫：聽起來真是一個很好的計劃。我還是……我的意思是……
喬瑟夫：怎么了啊？
史堤夫：我還是很驚訝你真的要這樣做。
這真的跟你的個性不合。
喬瑟夫：嗯，如果那是真的，或許我是要改變一下我的個性，對嗎？
我可不想變成一個癡肥。