Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
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母親問她年幼的兒子:“寶貝,今天老師教了你些什么?” 兒子驕傲地說:“什么都沒教,媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾,我告訴她等于三。”


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