我正在節食,你能不能給我弄一個鈴聲,響起來就象在有人在告訴我“你(身材)看起來真棒。”
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開心一笑:期待機遇來敲門
Opportunity paged me, beeped me, linked me, e-mailed me, faxed me, and spammed me. But I was expecting it to knock!機遇曾招呼我,它嘟嘟地叫我,聯系我,給我發郵件和發傳真,還發給我垃圾郵件。而我卻一直2011-09-16 編輯:beck 標簽:
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雙語笑話:打獵秘籍
Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," say...2011-09-16 編輯:beck 標簽:
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雙語笑話:一塊還是兩塊?
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.顧客:服務員,我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉?服務員:先生,請稍候,我去把它切成兩塊。2011-09-19 編輯:beck 標簽:
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開心一笑:吃什么,你就是什么
伏地魔說:吃什么,你就是什么。2011-09-20 編輯:beck 標簽:
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雙語笑話:當場擒獲小偷
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I jus...2011-09-20 編輯:beck 標簽: