Mother Knows the Best

(originally in English)

It was a couple's wedding night, and the bride got

all dressed up in her beautiful nightgown and

began waiting in bed. But a half an hour, one hour,

an hour and a half and then two hours passed by,

and her groom was still standing next to the

bedroom window, looking at the moon and stars.

So she couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Honey,

what's the problem? Come to bed with me." But

the groom said, "No way." And the bride said,

"Why is that? It's our wedding night." And he

replied, "Precisely. My mother told me that this

would be the most beautiful night of my whole

life, so I don't want to miss a minute of it."

謹(jǐn)遵母訓(xùn)

新婚之夜，新娘穿上美麗的睡袍，在床上等候新郎。

但是，半個(gè)小時(shí)、一個(gè)小時(shí)、一個(gè)半小時(shí)、兩個(gè)小時(shí)

都過去了，新郎始終站在窗戶旁，看著天上的月亮

和星星。這時(shí)，新娘再也忍不住了，問道：「親愛的，

怎么了？過來床上陪我啊！」但是新郎回答：

「不行！」新娘就問他：「為什么？今晚是我們的

新婚之夜啊！」新郎回答：「沒錯(cuò)！我媽媽告訴我，

今晚將是我一生中最美的夜晚，

所以一分一秒我都不想錯(cuò)過！」